The life and times of Doug, Kelly and Finn

Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture

The Bagel Girl was obviously confused and you could tell by her shaking hands that Fur Coat’s harsh tone was intimidating her. Finally, Fur Coat snapped, “I said light butter on that bagel! Light butter! Jesus!”
I couldn’t stand it anymore. I cut in, “You don’t have to be such a bitch about it.”
Two Phrases That [...]

Cat in a Bowl

Well, it is not a “Cat in a Hat”, but is pretty darn cute anyway. I know I keep promising pictures of the house, but this will have tide you over.